hmm...apples and wine

Thanx to Darmita for this lovely lil quote:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the grounds that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

It's a nice thought eh? I'd like to think that I'm one of the good apples at the top of the tree, but maybe I'm just one of those apples that look yummie to eat, only you'll find a squiggly lil worm inside. Hey, I'm not perfect! Deal with it!
I really like the thing with the wine though. Hehe. Stomp! Stomp!!